June 2012
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
walking into the kitchen and suddenly finding your...
lol-gpoy:
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
When your arm goes numb after lying on it and you...
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
most-awkward-moments:
like where does this shit be coming from?
am I a fucking fairy?
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
